Potential Suitor 1:
a) Some additional info [right wing d-bag] wanted you to know is:
If you are a vegetarian, anti-gun, or an Obama supporter, there is a good chance that we will not get along.
b) The things [right wing d-bag] can't live without are:
Beef
Diesel
chapstick & sun glasses
ipod & sat radio
Truck
Potential Suitor 2:
If you are 5'5", I do not recommend withholding photos and choosing the "request my photo" option.
Potential Suitor 3:
a) Posing in front of an American flag, especially when you admit you photoshopped said flag into the photo, does not make you more attractive.
b) The things [pretend good 'ol boy without an appreciation for the double entendre] can't live without are: my ablity to fit 9 things in where only 5 go...
Potential Suitor #4:
The last book [creepy guy who still lives in his mom's basement] read and enjoyed:
I recently read a couple of Star Wars books, The DaVinci Code, and PIHKAL. I enjoyed each in it's own different way. Star Wars was obviously just fun. DaVinci Code had a great plot. And, PIHKAL was for work!
Potential Suitor #5:
If your job description contains the phrase "middle management," you are getting archived.
Also, "genuality" is not a word. Always good to proofread your profile for made up words. They don't make you sound smart. But then again, you are in middle management.
#6:
The last book [meathead much?] read and enjoyed:
I usually read textbooks and journals for work. Recently started reading "The Stand" though. It's sooooo long! I read a few pages, then do a couple of curls with it.
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