Suitor #1: Amazing. Stay tuned.
Suitor #2: Rode his skateboard to our date. Told me he'd split the cost of an appetizer.
Suitor #3: Wore reflective glasses and a cheap blazer. Talked about how the tax structure in Nevada is favorable for private corporations. Told me he speaks slower to "Spanish" people and "leaves out contractions" because "they are just trying to pick up the key words." (I'm a bilingual teacher.)
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