ruminations

Why isn't the word marital marrigal?

I want to perform in a flash mob.

School lunches are a travesty.

Teachers become jaded very quickly. I will not be one of them.

A red carpet and fake paparazzi at a party makes everything better.

Having a mail girl deliver secret notes you write to other guests makes it even better.

I'm a sucker for a themed party. Last night, I dressed as Lady Gaga and it was a hit. Maybe I'll be her more often.

I'm hoping one day I'll open my front door to go to work and find flowers and a sweet note. I'm not holding my breath.

Why do some people say the word "lawyer" like "loy-yer"?

Forty is the new thirty, making thirty the new twenty. Twenty, however, is not the new ten... nor ten the new zero.

I'm looking into teaching in New Zealand. Think it would be a good fit for me. They rate themselves as happier and spend more time doing leisurely activities than working. And the workforce is balanced 50/50 male/female.

If it's not due tomorrow, I probably won't do it until it is.